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WHO IS PAYING FOR THIS?

Great question.  We were kinda hoping you'd take this one... 


In years past, the Star Spangled Committee would pull together and cashflow the food, drinks, prizes, and games, and normally if we asked for $$, it was to give it charities. But times are changing. 

Gas is $8/gallon, and the Strait of Hormel is about as curved as a ring bologna. 

While the team is still committed to funding 70% of the costs - we're graciously asking for a little help to amp up this event. 


Please keep in mind, any remaining funds will be rolled into next year's event. 

So the more you pay, 

the more we  play, baby. 

LFG. 

Stay & Play All Day - Saturday

Per Adult

20

Includes: Food, Booze, Drinks, Access to the Grounds 

Per Child (5-18)

10

Includes: Food, Slushies, Drinks, Access to the Grounds 

Children 4 & under

0

Includes massive amount of red dye 40 & fireworks 

We Don't Do Math Package (Per Adult)

100

You ready to spend a full Saturday hanging with us? Eating, drinking, swimming, playing BINGO, painting a camp mug, wearing a SSSC t-shirt? 

Spend this, we'll take care of the rest. 

Package includes an Uber home or an extra bunk if you get too drunk (whichever is cheaper). 

We Don't Do Math Package (Per Child)

50

Same as above, minus the booze and uber home. Worse case, we'll call your child's grandparent to come get them

"Outlaw Ticket"

500

>18, <21. Includes: Drink wristband and two alibis


Events - Saturday

If you want to participate in the following events, please include with your donation.

Bingo

5

Per Bingo Card (Free card for donated prize(s}) 

Paint Your Own Camp Mug

30

A local painting studio will be delivering camp mugs for us to paint. Our staff will deliver them from camp BACK to the pottery place to be fired, and then will ship directly to your door. A souvenir you'll have forever to remember this monumental event. 


overnight guests

Per Adult

70

Includes two nights in a glorious bunk bed, running water (hopefully), restrooms, showers, and assigned tasks for set up and clean up. 

(Includes Saturday Stay & Play) 

Per Child

30

Includes everything above + a curfew. 

Private Room

MP

Please see Camp Director 


merch

Yes, it is that serious. Please make sure to list sizing in your Google Registration form. Items will be available to purchase at the event in the Camp Store. Merch is sold in Adult Sizing only - ranges from XS-3XL

T-shirts

20

Zip Up Sweatshirt

25

Hoodie

25

Hat

20

DID YOU REGISTER FOR CAMP?

Click the link below to register for SSSC'26, and if you like what you see and you want to make SURE we do not run out of beer this year, scan that QR code to support our event.

Register HERE

Star Spangled Summer Camp '26

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